Send me headcanons you have about my muse!
It can be about ANYTHING:
Health. Ambition. Sex. Sleep. Love. Hobbies. Pets. Style. Habits. Quirks. Parents. Respect. Drinking. Cleaning. Cooking. Self-esteem. Childhood. Music. Escapes. Children. Decorating. Eating. Fears. Family. Strength. Technology. Friends. Food. Holidays. Secrets. Lies. Work. Weather. Stress. Sickness. Art. Exercise. Hopes. Age. Death. Skills. Dreams.
Unless I was given multiple mortal wounds or a cold, nothing could keep me away!
alright dudebro i went to high school with
i see you posting bible quotes as your facebook status
and i see your profile picture with all your fraternity bros
and i see your steady relationship with your cute blonde girlfriend
i see all these things
but nothing changes the fact that in the seventh grade i caught you jacking off next to me in history class on the day we watched that documentary on nude male sculptures in ancient greece
Signs my eyebrows are way overdue for a plucking: last night I had a dream that was fairly true to life except I had a second set of brows growing a little above my own.
"You got the right frame of mind to become a starred chef."
"That is why garum is still so beloved a condiment!"
It cannot hurt with the consistency at this point! ((World’s Worst/Best Cooking Show))
"Those that can’t digest it were the weak ones anyway!"
"Such people are not worthy of our time let alone culinary masterpieces."
"Just because you can add food coloring to something, that doesn’t mean you should."
That I must disagree profusely with. If it is there and food is there, no matter what if is, it is a challenge and opportunity you should take. Why should eggs not be green? Or red or even blue?
"The good news is, dinner’s ready. The bad news is, the kitchen’s on fire."
If we eat faster than the kitchen burns, I will still count this as a nice, family dinner.