
an exciting visit to the grocery store

Frozen kulfi pops, with strawberries, basil, and almond crunch. ($6) Only at the #SpagoBH bar. #wpic (at Spago)
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urban legends (◠‿◠✿)
scary stories (◕ω◕✿)
creepy things (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*: ・゚✧
paranormal and supernatural things ✧・゚: *✧・゚:* \(◕ヮ◕✿)/ *:・゚✧*:・゚✧
hearing a noise in the middle of the night *: ・゚✧ヽ(゚Д゚)ノ
Sex is so weird like hey I love you let me stick my hard extra limb into your tiny hole and then slam it into you repeatedly because I love you
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Is it my eyes deceiving me cruelly or is dear Pater up and about?
As at long last I have semi refueled the kiss quota, i shall rest as easy as I can but still keep one eye open proverbially as literally such a thing may warrant medical attention-